Jun 30, 2009

Happily Ever After

It's tuesday and I'm feeling much better today. No tense feeling when i woke up this morning and i'm kinda in a good spirit to work. Heheheee i did some blog hopping, drop my EC since this morning, and finally opened my Yahoo inbox to check my email.
One particular email from my dear friend Fenny caught my attention, and after i read it, i was like "WAKAKAKAKAKA laughing here in the office". So guys..read the story and have a good laugh ya..
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies
So, he said to his new wife,
'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?'
asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'
The wife said,
'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland ,Japan , India ,etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,
'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar....you know......they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass,
puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?'
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing,
d
irty words and all that....'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
...........and, they lived happily ever after...
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OMG!!! HAHAHA This is soooooooooooo hilarious!!

15 comments:

Just said...

Sometimes kan Ty, these kind of emails really cheer up our mood kan?? Heheheh...

Little Inbox said...

Hohoho, you cheer me up too. :)

chegu carol said...

nah kau....hahahahaha

Nessa said...

Whoaaaa... ganas oh the wife tapi very smart! Hehehe

ALTing said...

reminds me of my marriage... hahahahaha... no bah dear... i joke bah.. joke!!! (mati la kana pukul nih...)

KaDusMama said...

Just ~ Iya..kadang2 lucu bah email yang sia dapat nie!! AKAKKAA

Little Inbox ~ Fierce wife there..hahaha die if got this type of wife..

Carol ~ eh? can already ur blog carol??

KaDusMama said...

Nessa ~ matai if got wife like that..hahahahahaa

Al Ting ~ JAGA LAH KO!!!!! Nanti ur wife bantai ko pakai penyapu!! HAHAHAHAA

Choc Mint Girl said...

Hahahaa... ada sya baca ni dulu, tapi siok betul mo baca balik! Kena sebijik tu husband!!

♥ AnnieMing ♥ said...

haha.. koto bilang ba sama itu husband.. lucu ni cerita o0o!

Nick Phillips said...

ROTFL! It's 12.30am and I'm laughing. Wifey thinks I'm crazy ...

maslight said...

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH inda kena kasi pigi bar LOL aduh pecah perut XD

Mama Mia said...

wakakaka...i dont mind getting spam email yang funny mcm ni...

chegu carol said...

Ok sdh blog sia Ty...time sia komen yg di atas tu blm lagi lah...baru jg this late aftrnoon ok. ;)

JPP Papa said...

hahahahahahhaa.. this is a good one. I let wife see this... sure she gonna use this on me.. mate.. hahahahhaa

thanks for sharing ni.. biar lambat baca.. janji sia ketawa on Friday.. hahahaha

belleOFranau said...

hahahaha...hebat!!!! buli pinjam ka ni ayat?? hahahaha