It is early of the month and you’ve just got your pay check when your friend who never call you for like 10 years suddenly ring you to ask about your health. Hmmm…something is wrong somewhere. But being a good friend you are, you didn’t hang-up the phone right away but still talk politely to your friend. Imagine your conversation will be like this : *Toot..Toot…(phone ringing)*
You : Hello? Friend : Hello my dear friend. How are you??? You : Erk??? Who is this?? Friend : Hey it’s me, your dear friend in high school (Duh!! Like you still remember about that friend!!) You : Oh! You..yeah watsup?? Friend : I’m just wondering how are you now. You : I’m good. Thank You.. Friend : How is your grandma then?? You : (??) Ok!! Spit it out. I know you didn’t call me to ask about my grandma. She was dead long time ago. What do you want? Friend : Mmmmmm..I’m your good friend, am I?? You : Yeah! Yeah! What is it?? Friend : Actually I need to borrow some money from you. You : I already figure that out earlier. How much?? (maybe 100 or 200) Friend : Not much! I only need $5000.00 You : WHAT?????????????? Friend : Hey, I’m your good friend, right?? In this kind of situation, what do you think you will do if your friend suddenly wants to borrow money from you???? Do you think you will hang-up the phone?? Or maybe you will scold your friend like there is no tomorrow? Or maybe you will tell him to buzz off (Anyway, is not like he is your best friend)? If I have to be in this kind of situation, I won’t tell him to kill himself and go to hell. Hehe! I will only need to tell him that I don’t have the amount of money he wanted to borrow. But…(yes! There is a but here). I will tell him to apply the cash advance payday loan and spare me from the headache of finding a way to help him to get the money he needed when I, myself don't have so much cash. The bonus here is, I won't have to worry if he didn't pay me back the money as it is not exactly my money, right? Hehe
So, what do you think you will do if your old friend suddenly come to borrow quite a big sum of money from you??
*kepala bengong now..cannot think what to write.. :)